and you think your saturday was interesting?

dave's birthday. sticker wars. jukebox serenades. old school song shout-alongs. irresponsible text messages. inside joke picture messages. meg's return. elmo hot tomato used strategically. multiple mystery shots. sometimes two at a time. clinical dave. meeting someone who is actually from montana. meeting girls i didn't hate. meeting guys who weren't creepy mccreeps. dying phones. threatening messages. massive amounts of drunkness on all accounts. epileptic jelly rings. making waitresses confused and angry. stake-out at kalgren's. forcible phone calls. peeing on vehicles and streets. construction barricade theft and relocation. garage torture. purple sleeping bags. the "size" conversation and pictures. gasoline possibilities. duct tape possibilities and theft. attempted escape to basement. failed attempt at bonfire. frozen toes. frozen butts. warm hearts. jag and diet coke circle in garage. "never ever have i ever." wheat thins. good talks. goodbyes. great night.